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Closet cleanin’ forgot we made a best of DVD! (Taken with instagram)

Closet cleanin’ forgot we made a best of DVD! (Taken with instagram)

http://vimeo.com/16049315

Know why Battleship bombed? Because it wasn’t Hungry Hungry Hippos yo. 

Bicycles = Critical Mass Murder #badbikes (Taken with instagram)

Bicycles = Critical Mass Murder #badbikes (Taken with instagram)

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Editing

http://www.retronaut.co/2011/11/black-cat-auditions-in-hollywood-1961/

That black cat isn’t black cat enough! No he’s too black cat…GAH! Why can’t find I find the perfect black cat?

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How in the hell do you expect us to “work” and to “act like a functioning member of society” when that damn Kate Upton video exists? 

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We don’t have a script yet but we’ve already secured $5 million to produce our next film, Yoga Pants: The Movie

You leave your car for 5 minutes & you find midtown vagrants sleeping under it (Taken with instagram)

You leave your car for 5 minutes & you find midtown vagrants sleeping under it (Taken with instagram)

These flowers are wild muthafucker! (Taken with instagram)

These flowers are wild muthafucker! (Taken with instagram)

Director, Challenged (Taken with instagram)

Director, Challenged (Taken with instagram)

There’s finally a sequel! (Taken with instagram)

There’s finally a sequel! (Taken with instagram)

“Don’t Plan” which he didn’t. Well played.  (Taken with instagram)

“Don’t Plan” which he didn’t. Well played. (Taken with instagram)

Fresh out. Typical Monday (Taken with instagram)

Fresh out. Typical Monday (Taken with instagram)

Bad Bikes in progress (Taken with Instagram at Overton Square Entertainment District)

Bad Bikes in progress (Taken with Instagram at Overton Square Entertainment District)

Confessions of a Pedalphile rides again! 

Confessions of a Pedalphile rides again!